Ablutions …
Toilet roll! Much of the world doesn’t smudge and flush© like us westerners, but use soap and water in the loo with a jet powered hose strong enough to send your piles back to where they came from. So, you often don’t get loo roll. Which at first we couldn’t understand, but then when they do give you some, it’s a small roll and it has a dreadful smell! No wonder they squirt and scrub©! We’ve seen internet debates about this many times, but you have to think it’s us westerners who are doing it wrong here. As Coproal Jones might say about us...
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